Attempted Murder 15 oz Funny Coffee Mug

Attempted Murder Coffee Mug

The Attempted Murder coffee mug is for those people whose sense of humor occasionally makes everyone else wonder if they should be concerned.

Featuring the wonderfully inappropriate saying:

“If at first you don’t succeed… it’s only attempted murder.”

The bold black, white, and deep red design features distressed lettering, splatter details, and a bloody handprint for a mug that’s definitely not interested in being subtle.

And because the design is printed on both sides, it works equally well for right-handed and left-handed coffee drinkers.

Mug Details

• 15 oz white ceramic mug
• Design printed on both sides
• Approximately 4.7″ tall
• Approximately 4.9″ wide including handle
• Approximately 3.4″ mouth diameter
• Microwave safe
• Dishwasher safe
• Top rack recommended
• Hand washing recommended for the longest-lasting vibrancy
• Permanently sublimated design — no vinyl or stickers
• Made to order
• Ships in 1–2 business days

For People With a Seriously Dark Sense of Humor

Looking for a gift for the friend who laughs at things they probably shouldn’t? You found it.

This funny dark humor mug makes a great gift for coworkers, friends, family members, true-crime fans, sarcastic coffee drinkers, or that one person in your life who can turn practically anything into an inappropriate joke.

Want to see what else we’ve put on a coffee mug? Browse the SunnyTimesGifts Mug Collection for more funny, sarcastic, sweet, and slightly unhinged drinkware.

Looking for more gifts that will make people laugh? Browse our full collection of funny coffee mugs for more sarcastic and unique designs.

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Shipping & Returns

This mug is made to order and normally ships within 1–2 business days.

Returns are not accepted. If your mug arrives damaged, defective, or incorrect, please contact SunnyTimesGifts within 2 days of delivery so the issue can be addressed.